"Christina Aguilera isn't working at the Hooters." - Jessica Simpson

One thing I don't get is Texas Pride. You were your own country once, big freakin whoop. You aren't anymore, get over it.
Utah used to be its own territory. Should we have a party for ourselves? "You didn't give a statehood for a long time! Therefore we are better than ALL!!!"

How many times are we going to tell Mitch-my-Chevron-boyfriend that we come "all the way from North Orem" and that "this is the best mix of Diet Dr Pepper around"??? Literally EVERY SINGLE TIME?! And each time he says, "I hear that a lot." Yeah, from all of us. Ok, enough, Daddy :-)

I don't know if it's because I like to watch people who are dumb or what, but I am completely addicted to Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica and The Ashlee Simpson Show. Love 'em!!! Ashlee's is definitely my favorite. Half the time I want to smack them because of their stupidity. Sometimes I think their mother is just as dumb as them.
Sidenote- Jessica & Nick's doorbell is the same blasted annoying one as ours.