"I always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend, I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them..."

I tried really hard not to laugh. I made it all the way up until I hung up.

Yes, that's right: The Honeyman and The Toddler have broken up.

Here's the weird part: it's only for a week. She will call him on Sunday and they will talk about 'them'. I won't go into details merely because if Honeyman ever found out I told anyone he'd be pretty mad. So... Apparently, she is running away from a problem rather than working it out. This is like the 2nd or 3rd boyfriend she's come up against the same issue with. Anyway, its only temporary or whatever, but I still find it HILARIOUS. Aren't I sweet?