"He plays sensual role models" -Reba

...Sensual leading roles, you mean, Reb? I don't know what Johnny Depp is a role model for. ...eyeliner maybe


My recent goings-on:
1. Getting set up?
2. Squaw Peak
2b. The Infant is now The Toddler
3. Susannah, the hippie
4. NYC

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1. Annie wants to set me up with her husband's friend. I refused to be set up so instead Annie is just going to invite me over one day and he will be there. No thanks, Ann. I told The Roomies and explained that Thomas, Annie's hubby, hates me anyway so why would they set me up with his friend? Ben said, "Maybe they hate him, too." Ben's now thrown himself on my DorkHead list.

Oh yeah, and his name is Aaron. Laugh it up, funny boy! As Aaron Ray once said to me: "Somebody has to break it; let it be you, Susannah, let it be you." I agree. No Aarons for me.

2. So, on Sunday I visited Reba because her cousin, Dan, was in town. I hadn't seen him since the infamous "trip kiss" night almost 4 years ago. We grabbed The Honeyman and decided to go to Squaw Peak. (And by "decided" I mean "Susannah begged and no one had any better ideas".) I had never been there and merely wanted to see it. It wasn't the brightest idea we've had because we forgot about The Honeyman's issues with A) driving at night, B) driving in the canyon, and C) heights.
We finally got up to it after much screaming (All Honeyman's). It was Asian Night at Squaw Peak! (Not be confused with Mexican Night at Wal-Mart, haha!) There were about ten or eleven cars parked and a whole ton of people sitting on the ledge looking at the city and speaking Chinese. Ryan *almost* withheld temptations to speak with a Chinese accent. He did do a bit of Dat Phan's stand up. ("Hey, go turn on that fan! Dat Phan!" ... "Dat Phan, you be doctor. You no tell jokes.") ...though Dat Phan is Vietnamese, not Chinese.

2b. I decided The Infant was too Holier-Than-Thou so Kristi is now dubbed The Toddler. Hahaha. Tons different ;)
The Toddler is The Honeyman's 9-year-old girlfriend. He will be 21 soon. She will be a Senior in High School soon. Blech. (Me- "Ugh. She is the same age as Meridith!" Him- "Meridith's a cutie. If you & I weren't friends I'd date her." Me- "We don't talk about her.")

3. Annie straightened my hair when she came over yesterday. It looks great straight! She used her lil ceramic one. I only have a piece of crapola plastic two-brushes-with-a-hinge straightener. It has now been put to shame.
I wore my flare jeans, my striped tunic, and hoop earrings. I looked like a sexy hippie. Hahaha! My hair goes all the way down to the small of my back when it isn't all curly and frizzy!!!

4. I might go to New York City with Sarah this weekend because flights are cheap right now. We'll see. Hmmmm.