So- I got bored yesterday and watched bits of "That 80's Movie", which included The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, and Weird Science. And I decided that Allison in Breakfast Club reminds me of Petullant/Laura. I'm not sure why. :)
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I need to live with someone silly. That is my official decision. My roommates just aren't silly enough. They just can't understand how insanely funny some of my comments are. Like when I said, "I really try not to sing while nude; it's kind of a personal motto." K, that's hilarious; especially at quarter to 1 a.m. when I said it! Or when I said, "When I'm a black woman I sure hope I look like Queen Latifah." Hahaha!
And they don't understand the incredible awesomeness that is having a candy stash of *BOXES* of: giant Pixy Stix, two foot long licorice ropes, Mike & Ikes, Blow Pops, Skittles, and Tootsie Rolls. That's awesomeness for ya, people! Learn to love it. (The "shrine to sugar", as Kim calls it, is next to my 3 plastic flamingos, talking duck, and singing shark. No one here appreciates my decorating skills ;) )
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I am moving to Hawaii in four years. I am going to create my own exclusive 5 star spa on Oahu.
I told that to Ryan and he said, "What about your husband's plans? What if he doesn't want to move there?" I replied, "I am marrying a 6'4" Samoan {'Slappy-Dancer'} who lives in Laie." He didn't find that quite as hilarious as me. He gave me the same look as when I pulled a single cookie from my purse and said, "Hey, wanna cookie?" Hahaha!
Dang I crack me up over stupid things!
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